(Or, ‘why he can never win’.) ((Or, ‘why all females are hoes’))

I love about you..

1-You’re so good at Magic!
2- You’re so pretty, you even look good in eyeliner.
3- You’re so truthfull, you’ll never lie to me. I respect that.
4- It’s great! We’ve got the same tastes in almost everything! Anime, games, makeup, porn..
5-You’re so protective and caring.. when I don’t understand something you’ll allways explain.. ?

I hate about you..
1- Why are you so good at Magic, why will you never let me win??!
2- I cant fucking believe you’re more attractive than me, and look better than me in makeup,too.
3- You fucking fucker! I cant believe you told me I’m overweight! I hate you I hate you I hate you!! And no,really, it’s such a good thing to tell someone who hates themselves allready. Good one.
4- Why do you spend so much time on computer? Am I less attractive than those Anime girls? Am I less stimulating than Dawn of War? Oh shut up, you stupid Goth..
5- What, you don’t think I can look after myself or something? You think I’m a drooling retard at risk from busy roads and people with really perverse fantasies?! You don’t respect me at all!

Your bitches are hoes man, your bitches are hoes.