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‘’Ask Auntie yoyobek’’
Or, ‘’Ask Auntie Vandire’’
Even the title sounds lame, doesn’t it?
Vandire thinks this is a crappy idea, and I’m apprehensive, but
I’d like it to work.
This section is currently empty until you fuckers out there send in your
Emails to me or Vandire,yoyobek@yahoo.co.uk or <kaikai Email address
here>.
In this section I’m going to gain 30 years and 265ibs, and pretend
to know everything about everything. Vandire is going to be castrated,
gain 276ibs and 28 years, and also claim to know everything about everything.
These measures mean that we shall be entitled to give out our opinions
and advice to anyone who will listen, because obviously we know everything.
This section is for you to write to me asking about anything. I’ll
do my best to love and hug and advise and patronise and support you through
the intarweb. Anything from your aching crush on a fictional computer
sprite, to the way your boyfriend/girlfriend wants to shove weird and
strange things up your ass, to having a ‘thing’ for that cute
guy at the comic shop, I am here to help you.
And I promise not to laugh.
And Vandire is here for those issues involving overweight girlfriends,
Uncontrollable Guinea Pig Abuse, and all issues relating to Rei Ayanami
He promises to laugh, alot.
By that, I hope Yoyobek means that I promise not too laugh a lot, as
compared to I promise not to laugh, and I make that promise in a large
way/very often. If anyone responds I will probably poke fun at them, unless
the matter seriously presents itself as a somber situation, and really,
I prefer to keep such things as agony aunting simply trivial.
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